{"title":"BeachGrit","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003eYou want to show the world what it used to be like to be a surfer? \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003eBack when it was raw as hell, a real rock-and-cock show and you…\u003ci\u003eyou kiddo\u003c\/i\u003e… you were the pizza boy? \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003eBefore all those damned vulnerable adult learner surfers with the little crumblings of baby powder inside his arms to ward against wetsuit rash, before the bucket hat, before the beach cart and before the ritual humiliation of the towel poncho. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elementToProof\"\u003eThe Critical Slide Society, along with our pals at BeachGrit, has combined up for a three-pack I Hate Surfing ensemble wrapped in a red-white-and-blue vintage NSSA style logo designed by Luke Player. \u003c\/div\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/www.thecriticalslidesociety.com\/en-us\/collections\/beachgrit.oembed","provider":"The Critical Slide Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}